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a Site by HotPikz
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a Site by HotPikz
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01.Q. What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common? A. They both have slots which say "INSERT BILL HERE"!!!!
02.Q. What help wanted add did Monica Lewinsky answer? A. Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the Presidency!
03. There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. It will have a six inch hard drive, and no memory.
04.Q. Did you hear that when this scandal was over that Monica plans to sell her story! A. She plans to tell it "BLOW BY BLOW"!
05.Q. What's Monica going to title her memoirs? A. "HOW TO SUCCEED IN THE OVAL OFFICE WITHOUT TRYING!
06.Q. Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton? A. Monica swallowed all the evidence!
07.Q. Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks? A. She's withholding evidence!
08.Q. What's the difference between Clinton and a new screw driver? A. Screw driver turns screws, Clinton screws interns!
09.Q. Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill? A. Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the face!
10. Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monicas appearance. She has the whitest teeth I ever come across!
11. Bills nickname for Hillary is "MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP" His nickname for Monica is "MY LITTLE SUCTION CUP"
12. Bill and Hillary were sleeping in the Whitehouse one night, and Hillary wakes up start shaking Bill to wake him up, BILL, BILL, WAKE UP, WAKE UP. Bill finally wakes up and says, WHAT DO YOU WANT? Hillary responds, I have to go to the bath room! To which Bill replies Please tell me you didn't wake me up, just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom! Hillary replies: No, I wanted to tell you to save my spot!
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