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The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sabbath.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
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The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir
will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
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A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.
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Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
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The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of
David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.Adams.
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Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
milk will please come early.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What
Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are
preparing for the girth of their first child.
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The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed
potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
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This being Easter Sabbath, we will ask Mrs.Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the altar.
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The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies
will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.
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