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"Hey! Wanna Hear a Blonde Joke?"                                                                                                   A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear  a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely                 quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you             tell that joke, you should know something."                                                                                                               "The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall,            200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy            sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond              weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond,             6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it             seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"                                                                                                       The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it                five times."